Shook Ones

One of the downsides to having League Pass is the possibility of watching games like Jazz at Trans Wolves. Coach Sloan’s 20th anniversary to the day. Coach McHale’s re-debut. Masochistic curiosity rears its ugly head once again and I tell myself “Alrite, let’s give it a shot, see what shakes out.”

If it’s a large intestine that’s being shooken, the most likely outcome is shit.

Aside from everything else that sucks about being a T-Wolves fan, how do they endure seeing Kevin Ollie looking so much like OJ Mayo? Dr. McHale knows to salve a wound with salt.

Kevin Ollie

McHale looked so earnest on the sidelines, the Jazz were out of rhythm all night, and the Wolves are not very talented. That’s probably why it was a painful game to watch, but I can’t say for sure, I didn’t pay much attention. Spent most of the time on the phone with the girls I picked up during the weekend. The Finals pick is still Celtics over Jazz in 6.

Ovinton J'Anthony Mayo

J’Anthony is all good. What’s confusing is the lack of a g in Ovinton. Ovington? OK.